The Pickle Principle

For a long time now I’ve been working on a theory that I believe will have a major impact on the world. Like Einstein’s theory of General Relativity, my theorem rests on a very simple observation: How good are the pickles at the restaurant you are considering for lunch?

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Could it be an accident that some of the best sandwiches I’ve ever tasted have been accompanied by really great pickles?

It could not.

Could there be a hidden corollary between quality of food served and quality of pickle served?

There could.

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A Very Northern California Thing to Do

On this early holiday morning, even the Golden Gate Bridge is swept clean of traffic. I’m meeting the jeweler at his house at 5:30 a.m. to participate in an annual ritual: abalone diving on Thanksgiving day.

The jeweler, Jay Cresalia, is a fifth-generation San Franciscan and an avid abalone diver, having chased Haliotis rufescens for the past 36 years. The term “chasing abalone” is somewhat tongue-in-cheek, as this shellfish is not known for speed.

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