Chicken Cutlets??
Ok, I soooo did not need to know this. From an interview about the crowning of the Miss California beauty pagent.
RODRIGUEZ: But don’t the judges look at proportion when they’re judging the swimsuits? Wouldn’t she have a better chance of winning if she were more proportioned?
LEWIS: Well, of course she does. But there’s plenty of ways of getting to more proportion without doing breast implants.
RODRIGUEZ: Well, but if…
LEWIS: Many of the girls use chicken cutlets.
RODRIGUEZ: … if you have a flat chest, what are you supposed to do?
LEWIS: You use chicken cutlets. You use tape. You use anything that you can to enhance the line. There’s lots of tricks of the trade. It’s just a matter of whether or not you want to go to that next level.
I suspect “going to the next level” involves Ostrich cutlets.
Can you imagine standing in front of an audience, in a skimpy bikini, trying to look super sexy, while the smell of raw chicken wafts up?
What the cluck?
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