Top Ten Questions a Novelist Gets on Book Tour
Here are my ten (tongue-n-cheek) questions a novelist gets on Book Tour.
10) Is your novel fiction or non-fiction?
9) Can you make it out to “Dear blank”? It’ll sell for more on Ebay that way.
8) Do you know when my bookmobile’s getting a copy?
7) Do you have Stephanie Meyer’s email address?
6) Really, really loved your novel, can you read my manuscript? By Friday?
5) Do you have John Grisham’s cell number?
4) My mother’s a big reader. I’m more into taxidermy!
3) If I read your book with clean hands can I return it for a full refund?
2) Have you read “The Karl Lagerfeld Diet”? Now that was a great book.
1) Can you just tell me what happens? I’m pressed for time.
(Originally posted by me on GalleyCat. If you have any to add send them here)
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